Kentucky woman

I was listening to Neil Diamond today, and became rather sad when I heard him sing "Kentucky Woman." The reason is because a good friend and fellow esquire moved there today. Because of her I enjoyed my first lap dance on Saturday. I miss her very much already.

Aubrey Baldwin is a wonderful asset to the world, a beautiful woman and a cherished friend that I will always remember. I cannot wait until the day I can enjoy a tall iced tea on her porch, swatting flies and listening to her drawl soothe my soul.

Here's an irish toast to ya'll.