Good morning, self-serving, lecherous, and assuming I'm a dumb-ass insurance company, how are you this morning?
>Good, what can we do for you?
Well, I have some good news.
>Really, that's fantastic.
Yes, I would like to cancel my car insurance.
>That's not such good news, we've immensely enjoyed fleecing you blind for the last 10 years.
No, that is not good news for you, but I just saved $200 on my car insurance, thanks to Geico.
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I had Geico for years and they were pretty good and cheap.
Did it feel good to dump those arseholes or what?
It felt REALLY good. I trust people too much, and sadly am often screwed over because of inertia.
Nice pic, by the way.
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