Wednesday, February 01, 2006

I will die if someone doesn't provide me with complete and undivided attention

Dear mum,

What? You have something else to do? Well, I'll just bark then until I exhaust myself, or you pay attention to me, whichever comes first.

I know you took me for an unprecedented walk this morning, but I want more, and now. And a walk later too.

If dad isn't coming home for a week, I must be played with by you. So get to it.

-Fife

P.S. If find Chloe in my bed one more time, I'm gonna bark at her until she leaves. In fact, I'm just gonna bark at both of the cats until they leave forever, because they are stealing my spotlight. Assholes.

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