Friday, April 15, 2005

Prank fools US science conference

Think I could finish my A paper in a hurry if I did it this way. If you wanna generate your own paper, head to Jeremy Stribling's site. It's funny. Here's an exerpt from my paper:

Vacuum Tubes Considered Harmful

Abstract
Recent advances in permutable symmetries and event-driven algorithms are based entirely on the assumption that robots and superblocks are not in conflict with voice-over-IP. Here, we verify the exploration of Web services, which embodies the confusing principles of programming languages. Our focus in our research is not on whether the lookaside buffer and the location-identity split are continuously incompatible, but rather on presenting an analysis of redundancy (Nullah). It might seem counterintuitive but has ample historical precedence.

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